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I’ve been editing the About pages that are located above. *points up* I’m sure they could use some tweaking as we go along. Especially rhino’s as she hasn’t given me much to work with. Harumph. I’ve also switched around the widgets. I think I kind of like this order better, but I’m not sure.

In me related news, I’d like to put some drawings up but I need to obtain some drawing supplies first. That and the fact that I haven’t finished the story I was working on means I’ve really got nothing new right now. Nevertheless, I’ll try to get something up soon.


Everyone has things they aren’t good at and I need to post, so here’s a list of some of mine. 😛

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Why was this monstrosity created? Why did anyone think this was a good idea? This is one of the worst band shirts I’ve ever seen, that’s for sure.

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Note that the entering light is not a stream, but white dots. Also, the supposed prism (but really a triangle) consists of sparkles. Sparkles. And the spectrum follows the same sparkle composition as the prism, and the same dotted composition as the entering white light.

Why? Why must this exist? It is hideous. Ugh. I can’t even go on. So bad. 😦

Ah, the last few weeks of the semester are upon us. Of course that means students are in a rush to complete a buttload of work for their classes. It seems as if professors save much of their work for the end of the semester. And it’s typically due within a week of each other. Tsk. For example, one of my professors as assigned a novel that’s around 500 pages long with a small font. We are supposed to finish the book for this week. Not. Gonna. Happen.

This is because I have a ten page history paper due on Thursday. Which I keep confusing myself about. I’ll read it once and believe I understand it, only to re-read it later and not know what exactly I am supposed to write about. So frustrating and annoying. Bah.

Then that leads me to wonder: would I prefer to write papers for a class, or do homework? This I am torn over. I really don’t know. I suppose that it depends on the class. Hmm. I wonder what others think.

Homework vs. Papers. Which is better?

Well, this is how things begin, eh? Not with a bang but a– oh wait, nevermind.

Here at Muppet Labs the Piffle Theory we have no real point to anything. We will write whatever comes to our bizarre minds. We hope that this experience doesn’t frighten all of you away, but perhaps you can find some humor and (maybe!) a kernel of knowledge somewhere amongst our posts.

So sit back, enjoy, and don’t feed the animals (but you may stroke our egos).

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